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There once was a man named Barry
Whose viewpoint was quite contrary
To many of those
Who decidedly chose
To place him in office (how scary!).
This man was a rising star
Whose ambitions would take him far
A round-the-world tour
Giving people the “what for”
Putting hope, like pennies, in a jar.
Then, the people awoke
From this daydream of which he had spoke
They suddenly realized
With wide-open eyes
That his policies were sort of a joke.
“It’s time for change!” they said
With all sorts of ideas in their heads
But, looking upon
That which they thought on
They were thought up by those who are dead.
“There’s nothing new under the sun,”
And it’s time that we pressed on
Reforming that which
Has put us in fits
Our sin is what makes us undone.
Putting hope in politics for change
To the Believer should seem a bit strange
Given the strength to “Go!”
This we should know
Salvation is not in a president’s range.
Popularity: 42% [?]
Okay, that’s just dang funny.